Owe damn it...

Here again kids...welcome back.

So I am doing something wrong in the gym. I keep hurting my shoulder. It happens like once a month or so. I can't figure out what it is I am doing wrong but it sucks something fierce. Yesterday I couldn't even lift my arm over my shoulder it hurt so bad. Today it hurts a lot less but I had to take the day off from the gym. I am going to try to hit it tomorrow and see how it feels. Hopefully it's healed.

So I went and saw Wall*E. It was pretty good. It wasn't the best Pixar movie ever but it was pretty good. Most adults are going to be annoyed with the fact that there is almost no talking in the movie since the main character is a robot that only makes little emotion noises. The humans in the movie are all super fat and morons. It has some cute moments, funny stuff and some emotional parts. All in all B+

I don't really have much else to say.. Oh I forgot I won $100 in the lottery which was nice. When was the last time you can say you won the lottery? NEVER BITCHES!

OUT.

Witty title....

So someone asked for a picture of Ashley. Well someone a while ago asked for a picture of my Spartan, well I found a picture of both in one. So here it is.

Ha fooled you! Well it's both but I am sure it's not what you are looking for. Too bad suckers.

Nothing is new here, just working and Star Wars Weekends. This is the last weekend for that and I am pretty happy it's over. I think I am going to sell my Tusken Raider costume, I am just not enjoying wearing it. It's just too damn hot. I am going to be ordering a new Stormtrooper cosutme this weekend or next so that excites me in ways that should only be reserved for women. I know I am a nerd but I am willing to bet so are you.

I did go see the new movie Wanted today. It was pretty decent. It is pretty plotless, and very predictable but it has good action and loads of gun fights and well...who doesn't like that. It was worth seeing in the theater for the sounds and action. Oh it was also nice to see Jolie's ass twelve feet tall on the big screen. Let me tell you for having a kid an being a bit older she still has a banging ass. So for the action, and ass I give it a B...Ass A.

I am going to go see Wall *E in the next couple of days. I will report back on it. High hopes here.

Surface of the sun hot...

So welcome back gents and ladies, Mark son of Milton here again. I have returned once again. I have to say it's good to see people still are reading this nonsense. And I feel as though most of you have fallen to my level as you are leaving the most random comments I have seen. Well played.

So summer is offically here, which means it is surface of the sun hot down here in the sweaty crotch of the nation. Also that means that it is time for Star Wars Weekends at Disney again! That I was really excited for, espically the first weekend since Bob and some of the other cats from up in Boston area came down. That was awesome. As far as SWW it's self, not so much. It has been pretty dissapointing. It has been insanely hot, and I really made the mistake of wearing my damn Tusken raider every weekend and that didn't help with the heat factor. But it has been nice to see everyone.

Also on the news front I am buying a motorcycle. I haven't decided on one yet as I need to see what I like and I can afford. I am looking at the crotch rocket style of bike as that is more my style then the cruiser style. My dad thinks I should get the cruiser style but I am just not sold on them. But the main reason I am getting one is to save money on gas as bikes get upwards of seventy miles to the gallon!

Someone asked for summer movie reviews, well I have see a few latley but not a lot of them. And no I did not see Sex and the City, sorry you will have to ask someone who is either a girl or gay for their opnions on that one. The last thing I want to see is two hours of uptight bitches in their fourtys trying to act like they are twenty.

I did go see the one of the big summer movies, Indy 4. Let me tell you I couldn't have been more dissapointed in this flick. The worst part about it, I really wanted to like it. I gave it so much effort to like it and I just couldn't. When did Steven Speilberg stop being able to make decent movies? Was it in the 80's or 90's? It just seems that when he can't decide on an ending to a movie he goes back to something that worked for him in the past...aliens. ET and Close Encounters were big movies for him and now it just seems like if he makes a movie and can't decide how to finnish it he puts aliens in it. Wow, wrong move for Indy. Plus someone really needs to sit George Lucas down and tell him he has writing talent what so ever. Sure he has good vision and can come up with pretty decent stories but lets just stop him there. The only redeeming factor of this flick was Harrison Ford, I was really happy to see him in the hat and jacket sporting the whip again. He fell right back into that character and he was great in it. If not for him I would have given this flick a D but just for Indy himself I will give it a C.

I also saw Kung Fu Panda. This one everyone told me was really funny so I had pretty high expectations for it. Well it came through for me big time. I laughed all through the movie. Jack Black does a really good job as the panda. The animation is really good and the story is pretty decent. All in all I really enjoyed this one. A

I saw something else too....what the hell was it...Oh IRON MAN!!!

DAMN! That is all that needs to be said for this movie. GO SEE IT. A+

Now there is one more movie that I am super excited for this year (there are some others I want to see but if i don't I won't be that upset). The one I am excited for is of course The Dark Knight. Heath Ledger as the Joker....'nuff said. Go check out www.whysoserious.com and watch the trailers. I don't care what else is in this movie as long as the Joker is half as cool as he seems in the trailers. I don't want to sound like a dick but if Heath had to die, I am glad he will always be remembered as the Joker since it was his last movie. His performance so far seems amazing.

Well I am in the middle of watching Sweeny Todd (since I never saw it) so I am going to go back to it.

Oh I am going out with Ashley (the hot anime chick) again this weekend so wish me luck on that front.

Out like the fat kid in dodge ball...

Blah!

Welcome back friends and people who got duped into coming here. So things are pretty much the same around here only a few quick updates.

So I went out with the girl I met at Megacon last Friday. Her name is Ashley, and is very cute. We went to Universal (both parks) and had a great time. She is a lot of fun and I really enjoyed hanging out with her. She is a bit crazy, but the fun kind, not the psycho kind. It's still too early to tell much more then that. I am definitely looking forward to a second date with her. She seems to be into that idea too so we will see how that goes maybe next week.

My workouts are going well, I am really starting to see some good muscle increases in my arms and chest. That probably comes from all the upper-body workouts I have been doing....I'm not too sure though. I have lost a little bit of definition in my abs from taking the month off after Megacon and since I stopped taking the Hydroxycut. But I am working on getting it back and losing the last bits of fat I need to.

I don't have much else to say. So I am out. Adios.

Nothing new here..

Welcome back folks. I once again haven't updated in a while because nothing really new has been going on. I have been working a lot. Work has been getting really slow, which sucks in a job that my income depends on how busy we are. I have been working twice as much just to make three quarters the amount of money I was making when I started. I am really thinking about finding a second job. I really do like this one and don't want to leave but I am just thinking I need something else also.

Some fun news, two weeks ago several of us: Dave, Greg, Dave's friend AJ and I went to play some paintball up in Ocala at Wayne's World again. It was a blast as per usual. It wasn't quite as much fun as it was in December as there wasn't nearly as many people and we noticed a lot more cheating going on but still even a bad weekend of paintball is better then the best day of working. We all got shot a bunch of times, and dozens of people went home with welts on their body from me but that is the name of the game. One thing I have noticed since I have started working out playing paintball is much easier psychically since I am in so much better shape then I used to be. I can now run for long distances with out being dead at the end, I can sprint and still be able to shoot and move with out breathing heavy. It is great.

On the woman front, things have been going steady downhill with Holly, we haven't talked in at least a week and I haven't seen her in like two. I wish things would go better but it just doesn't look like that is going to happen. I have tried to be patient but I don't know how much longer I want to wait.

I know I mentioned possibly going out with another girl I met at Mega but that didn't happen on three separate occasions when we tried. I have made plans to go out with her this Friday but if it doesn't happen because she bails on me again I am going to take that to mean she doesn't want to do it anymore. Hopefully it will go well for us and we can get together and she is fun but we will see.

Well I think that is about all. I know I have mentioned it before but incase you forgot GO EAT at Krystal! Best fast food I have had in years. I love those tiny burgers.

Oh I forgot I have seen a bunch of movies latley. Here are some quick reviews, no words just grades.

Iron Man A+

Forgetting Sara Marshall B+ (would have been more but I really was upset to see that dude's cock as often as it happen in that damn movie!)

Harold and Kumar 2 B

The Forbidden Kingdom C+

He's back...the man behind the mask.

Ok first and for most, who ever keeps posting comments on here as anonymous needs to start signing their posts. I hate people asking me for pics of 3/4 naked me and not even telling me who they are. How do I know you aren't going to take that pic and put it into gay porn or something?? I mean if it was straight porn I might be ok with it but gay porn, not so much. I of course have nothing against gay people I just don't want to be in their porn.

Also someone asked me what a "con" is. That is short for convention...which is a social gathering of nerds were we all get together and pay a company to let us walk around and spend more money on shit we don't really need...wait a sec, that seams like a ripoff...oh well.

So now that business is out of the way on to more exciting things. Well really not that exciting. Work is still going well, I am making decent money but not great. I am thinking about getting a second job just to help pay bills and what not. I did end up winning those Magic tickets on my first night, I did not end up using them. My roommate took them and gave them to one of his co-workers. I also did not end up getting the manager positon at work, they hired someone with a lot more experience then I had but that is ok and I totally understand that.

Things are not going so well with Holly, to the point that I am pretty sure it isn't going to go anywhere. I did meet someone at Megacon that was cute and she seems interested in me so I am going out with her this weekend. We will see how that goes, so far she seems really cool and fun. The only down side is she is a big anime fan, and as I am sure most of you know I despise anime. But hey if that is the only thing wrong with her then all is well.

Later I will post about how I am getting some free Dark Knight posters directally from Warner Bros. all through lies. But not right now.

Also and this one is a bit weirder, I have started buying toys for my kids....no I don't have kids, nor have I impregnated anyone and I have no plans to do so anytime soon. But I have started buying GI Joe toys for them. I just decided I didn't want my kids to grow up with out GI Joe and the new twenty fifth anniversery figures are really cool. So I am getting them some now while I can before they are hard to find or super expensive. I know, I am insane.