A paradox in my mouth!

Wow I haven't posted here in forever, and I doubt anyone is still reading this but who gives a shit I am posting now. And what you may ask spurned me into making this epic post? Well fine folks today I ate a paradox. That's right a paradox. (look it up if you don't know what it means) Today I went to Universal with Tally just to get out of the apartment ( a new one by the way, I moved a couple of weeks ago). While there we stopped at the candy store on our way out of Studios before heading to IOA. At the aformentioned candy store I found something called "crunchy gummy bears." Now these are not just stale gummy bears because stale are no longer gummy, just hard. These are gummy bears covered in a bunch of tiny little crunchy balls, like spinkles or something, but they are still soft and chewey in the middle. I ate one and I thought my mouth was going to open up into a black hole or consume it's self or something. The bear is both crunchy and gummy at the same time. It was confusing, and it blew my mind. I might have to go back tomorrow just to get some more of these things to see if I can time travel or something if I eat them. That is all... wasn't that worth it? No? Fuck you.