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Welcome back friends and people who got duped into coming here. So things are pretty much the same around here only a few quick updates.

So I went out with the girl I met at Megacon last Friday. Her name is Ashley, and is very cute. We went to Universal (both parks) and had a great time. She is a lot of fun and I really enjoyed hanging out with her. She is a bit crazy, but the fun kind, not the psycho kind. It's still too early to tell much more then that. I am definitely looking forward to a second date with her. She seems to be into that idea too so we will see how that goes maybe next week.

My workouts are going well, I am really starting to see some good muscle increases in my arms and chest. That probably comes from all the upper-body workouts I have been doing....I'm not too sure though. I have lost a little bit of definition in my abs from taking the month off after Megacon and since I stopped taking the Hydroxycut. But I am working on getting it back and losing the last bits of fat I need to.

I don't have much else to say. So I am out. Adios.

Nothing new here..

Welcome back folks. I once again haven't updated in a while because nothing really new has been going on. I have been working a lot. Work has been getting really slow, which sucks in a job that my income depends on how busy we are. I have been working twice as much just to make three quarters the amount of money I was making when I started. I am really thinking about finding a second job. I really do like this one and don't want to leave but I am just thinking I need something else also.

Some fun news, two weeks ago several of us: Dave, Greg, Dave's friend AJ and I went to play some paintball up in Ocala at Wayne's World again. It was a blast as per usual. It wasn't quite as much fun as it was in December as there wasn't nearly as many people and we noticed a lot more cheating going on but still even a bad weekend of paintball is better then the best day of working. We all got shot a bunch of times, and dozens of people went home with welts on their body from me but that is the name of the game. One thing I have noticed since I have started working out playing paintball is much easier psychically since I am in so much better shape then I used to be. I can now run for long distances with out being dead at the end, I can sprint and still be able to shoot and move with out breathing heavy. It is great.

On the woman front, things have been going steady downhill with Holly, we haven't talked in at least a week and I haven't seen her in like two. I wish things would go better but it just doesn't look like that is going to happen. I have tried to be patient but I don't know how much longer I want to wait.

I know I mentioned possibly going out with another girl I met at Mega but that didn't happen on three separate occasions when we tried. I have made plans to go out with her this Friday but if it doesn't happen because she bails on me again I am going to take that to mean she doesn't want to do it anymore. Hopefully it will go well for us and we can get together and she is fun but we will see.

Well I think that is about all. I know I have mentioned it before but incase you forgot GO EAT at Krystal! Best fast food I have had in years. I love those tiny burgers.

Oh I forgot I have seen a bunch of movies latley. Here are some quick reviews, no words just grades.

Iron Man A+

Forgetting Sara Marshall B+ (would have been more but I really was upset to see that dude's cock as often as it happen in that damn movie!)

Harold and Kumar 2 B

The Forbidden Kingdom C+

He's back...the man behind the mask.

Ok first and for most, who ever keeps posting comments on here as anonymous needs to start signing their posts. I hate people asking me for pics of 3/4 naked me and not even telling me who they are. How do I know you aren't going to take that pic and put it into gay porn or something?? I mean if it was straight porn I might be ok with it but gay porn, not so much. I of course have nothing against gay people I just don't want to be in their porn.

Also someone asked me what a "con" is. That is short for convention...which is a social gathering of nerds were we all get together and pay a company to let us walk around and spend more money on shit we don't really need...wait a sec, that seams like a ripoff...oh well.

So now that business is out of the way on to more exciting things. Well really not that exciting. Work is still going well, I am making decent money but not great. I am thinking about getting a second job just to help pay bills and what not. I did end up winning those Magic tickets on my first night, I did not end up using them. My roommate took them and gave them to one of his co-workers. I also did not end up getting the manager positon at work, they hired someone with a lot more experience then I had but that is ok and I totally understand that.

Things are not going so well with Holly, to the point that I am pretty sure it isn't going to go anywhere. I did meet someone at Megacon that was cute and she seems interested in me so I am going out with her this weekend. We will see how that goes, so far she seems really cool and fun. The only down side is she is a big anime fan, and as I am sure most of you know I despise anime. But hey if that is the only thing wrong with her then all is well.

Later I will post about how I am getting some free Dark Knight posters directally from Warner Bros. all through lies. But not right now.

Also and this one is a bit weirder, I have started buying toys for my kids....no I don't have kids, nor have I impregnated anyone and I have no plans to do so anytime soon. But I have started buying GI Joe toys for them. I just decided I didn't want my kids to grow up with out GI Joe and the new twenty fifth anniversery figures are really cool. So I am getting them some now while I can before they are hard to find or super expensive. I know, I am insane.

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Well someone asked for pics of something, I assume either my spartan or just the cons in general but I am lazy and don't feel like posting them. Sorry. Sucks to be you.

So today was my first day of serving alone at work. This place has a very structured training program, to the likes of which I have never seen before. I spent a full five days working with a trainer, and had tests every day. I mean actual written tests. Most of the time it was just me following the trainer around as they waited on tables and them telling me shit in the off time. But there was a set out lesson plan each and every day of the shit they had to cover with me. This all culmanted with a service test where I had to serve the GM or AGM (I only had to serve the AGM). But he asked me a question on nearly every single item on the menu. Also because it was busy it took like three hours to get it done, he kept getting up and wondering off to do something then coming back. Most people would think that is good because it gave me little breaks but I just wanted to get that over with. But I passed, and with very high marks I have been told. So tonight I picked up a shift from someone and worked all alone. We were pretty busy and I had quite a few tables. I also ended up making some good money for being my first night. I of course managed to spend all of it before I even made it home though. I had to stop and get some stuff from the retard zoo. (I wonder if I should capitalize that name since I am using it to refer to just one place?? Yea I think am going to from now on) I needed some non-slip shoes, a wine key (or a wine bottle opener for you non-restraunt people) and some random other shit and of course gas. But I also picked up a day shift for tomorrow and I am working tomorrow night, so I might make some good money tomorrow. I also might have won a pair of tickets to the Magic game on Wednesday night because I am awesome at work. But I have to work Wedneday so they might end up going to waste. So if anyone wants a pair of tickets to the Magic game let me know tomorrow and I will hook you up for cheap!

Ok that is about it folks. I need to get to sleep since I have to get up early and go to work all day long. Adios.

Zombie Mark returns!

Ok I know, I have been really lazy and havne't updated in like forever. Well here it is kids, a damn update! So lots has happened since I updated last. I started dating a girl from work, Holly, then we broke up, which pretty much sucked. I got trasnfered out of Sharks to Voyagers, and I hated it. I got transfered because they were short staffed and I was low man on the totem pole. I explained that I was unhappy about it and that I wanted to transfer back or I was going to quit but they wouldn't let me go back because I was dating Holly. Voyagers was a quick service place like a cafateria and I hated every minute of it. So I decided I wanted out of there. So I left. I have found a new job at NBA City in City Walk at Universal. I am just a server as of right now but they have asked me to apply for a manager position (only after being there two days!) so I have. I have an interview with the VP of food and beverage for the company on Tuesday.

My workouts have gone extremelly well. I got into good enough shape to wear my Spartan costume to Megacon. I still don't have the six pack abs but I looked good anyway. I am not quiting the diet and workouts as my goal is still to have a six pack for Dragon Con and I think that is very do-able.

I also don't think I have updated here since I moved. I was so tired of my old apartment and the super high rent that I had to look for something new. Well Greg also needed a new place since he broke up with Kelly and he couldn't afford his place on his own so we moved into a place together in Hunter's Creek. It is a a really nice place and it lets both of us afford it with out any problems.

Megacon and FX show have both come and gone since I updated last. FX was ok this year, it was pretty boring but at least I got to see everyone and we hung out which is really what is important about these cons. Mega was a bit better then last year, but I think it has a lot to do with me being in my Spartan Saturday and Sunday and how much fun that was. I managed not to buy anything except food all weekend which I don't think has ever happend before. I made a new costume for FX which was a GI Joe costume, Dusty. It was a simple costume that didn't cost much and is pretty easy to wear. I also did a Battlestar Galactica costume, again cheap and easy and easy to wear. The Battlestar one needs to be upgraded and that will happen before Dragoncon.

Mega this year was in the new convention center and that was a good venue for it, I really like the new side Vs. the old side. Also it made for much better parking and it seemed less crowded then last year. Don't get me wrong there were tons of people there but it felt less congested. Friday I just wore my Battlestar costume, I was planning on meeting up with the cats from the colonialfleet.org boards but I only met one of them. Then security made me leave the con because my fake gun looked too real, despite the fact it was in my holster, and didn't and couldn't shoot anything I had to take it out. Yet the guys walking around with the huge airsoft rifles (that shoot solid plastic BBs at three hundred plus feet per second) were allowed to carry them. But I did as I was told and without bitching to the guy, I just figured it wasn't worth the effort. Rent-a-cop gets one weekend a year to feel important and I let him have it. The real story of the weekend was Saturday and Sunday. For these were the days I wore the Spartan. This costume was such a huge hit. Everyone seemed to like it, epically the girls (and gay guys). I had lots of women thank me for having the body to wear the costume. I heard a couple of guys say shit about it but I think they were just jealous. I was pretty pissed that one of the 501st guys said shit to me about it, I damn near punched him epically since he is pretty damn fat on his own. But more important, the girls liked it. I don't think I could take five steps without being asked for photos. Saturday I met up with several of the guys from the 300dc boards and had a blast walking around with them. Late in the day all of the guys but me and one other got out of costume. So he and I walked around together. At one point he and I were standing in the lobby of the convention center and this guy kept walking up and taking our pics, he would walk up take 20-30 pics and then walk away. He would come back in two or three minutes and take twenty or thirty more then leave, repeat this for about thirty minutes for about three hundred pics. He was quite creepy. At one point, and I kid you not, he took about 30 pics of my crotch. Now I don't care if he wants to take pics of my 3/4 naked body and go home and masturbate with baby oil with them. But man take 4-5 pics and move on, 350 pics is excessive. He even came over and asked if I could take the cape off, I told him no it was hard to take off and put on. He seemed disappointed.

Well I am getting tired so I am going to catch some sleep. I will update again soon. I promise. Until then, remember prepare for the zombie apocalypse, it's coming. My plan...mall.

Only the hard and stong...

So I know it has been forever since I updated this damn thing. But really there is a good reason for that... nothing exciting has been going on for me.

But tonight marked something exciting for me. I pushed my self and did a hundred push-ups. Not all at once, in sets of fifteen to twenty with a minute between each set but still AMAZING! I have never in my life been able to do something like that and when I started on my work out path I could barely do ten now I just did a HUNDRED!!!

Lately I have been sort of down on my progress with my workouts but I took and posted a pic of myself on the 300 boards I frequent next to one I took several weeks ago and I can really notice a difference. That has renewed my vigor for it.