Surface of the sun hot...

So welcome back gents and ladies, Mark son of Milton here again. I have returned once again. I have to say it's good to see people still are reading this nonsense. And I feel as though most of you have fallen to my level as you are leaving the most random comments I have seen. Well played.

So summer is offically here, which means it is surface of the sun hot down here in the sweaty crotch of the nation. Also that means that it is time for Star Wars Weekends at Disney again! That I was really excited for, espically the first weekend since Bob and some of the other cats from up in Boston area came down. That was awesome. As far as SWW it's self, not so much. It has been pretty dissapointing. It has been insanely hot, and I really made the mistake of wearing my damn Tusken raider every weekend and that didn't help with the heat factor. But it has been nice to see everyone.

Also on the news front I am buying a motorcycle. I haven't decided on one yet as I need to see what I like and I can afford. I am looking at the crotch rocket style of bike as that is more my style then the cruiser style. My dad thinks I should get the cruiser style but I am just not sold on them. But the main reason I am getting one is to save money on gas as bikes get upwards of seventy miles to the gallon!

Someone asked for summer movie reviews, well I have see a few latley but not a lot of them. And no I did not see Sex and the City, sorry you will have to ask someone who is either a girl or gay for their opnions on that one. The last thing I want to see is two hours of uptight bitches in their fourtys trying to act like they are twenty.

I did go see the one of the big summer movies, Indy 4. Let me tell you I couldn't have been more dissapointed in this flick. The worst part about it, I really wanted to like it. I gave it so much effort to like it and I just couldn't. When did Steven Speilberg stop being able to make decent movies? Was it in the 80's or 90's? It just seems that when he can't decide on an ending to a movie he goes back to something that worked for him in the past...aliens. ET and Close Encounters were big movies for him and now it just seems like if he makes a movie and can't decide how to finnish it he puts aliens in it. Wow, wrong move for Indy. Plus someone really needs to sit George Lucas down and tell him he has writing talent what so ever. Sure he has good vision and can come up with pretty decent stories but lets just stop him there. The only redeeming factor of this flick was Harrison Ford, I was really happy to see him in the hat and jacket sporting the whip again. He fell right back into that character and he was great in it. If not for him I would have given this flick a D but just for Indy himself I will give it a C.

I also saw Kung Fu Panda. This one everyone told me was really funny so I had pretty high expectations for it. Well it came through for me big time. I laughed all through the movie. Jack Black does a really good job as the panda. The animation is really good and the story is pretty decent. All in all I really enjoyed this one. A

I saw something else too....what the hell was it...Oh IRON MAN!!!

DAMN! That is all that needs to be said for this movie. GO SEE IT. A+

Now there is one more movie that I am super excited for this year (there are some others I want to see but if i don't I won't be that upset). The one I am excited for is of course The Dark Knight. Heath Ledger as the Joker....'nuff said. Go check out www.whysoserious.com and watch the trailers. I don't care what else is in this movie as long as the Joker is half as cool as he seems in the trailers. I don't want to sound like a dick but if Heath had to die, I am glad he will always be remembered as the Joker since it was his last movie. His performance so far seems amazing.

Well I am in the middle of watching Sweeny Todd (since I never saw it) so I am going to go back to it.

Oh I am going out with Ashley (the hot anime chick) again this weekend so wish me luck on that front.

Out like the fat kid in dodge ball...

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Welcome back friends and people who got duped into coming here. So things are pretty much the same around here only a few quick updates.

So I went out with the girl I met at Megacon last Friday. Her name is Ashley, and is very cute. We went to Universal (both parks) and had a great time. She is a lot of fun and I really enjoyed hanging out with her. She is a bit crazy, but the fun kind, not the psycho kind. It's still too early to tell much more then that. I am definitely looking forward to a second date with her. She seems to be into that idea too so we will see how that goes maybe next week.

My workouts are going well, I am really starting to see some good muscle increases in my arms and chest. That probably comes from all the upper-body workouts I have been doing....I'm not too sure though. I have lost a little bit of definition in my abs from taking the month off after Megacon and since I stopped taking the Hydroxycut. But I am working on getting it back and losing the last bits of fat I need to.

I don't have much else to say. So I am out. Adios.

Nothing new here..

Welcome back folks. I once again haven't updated in a while because nothing really new has been going on. I have been working a lot. Work has been getting really slow, which sucks in a job that my income depends on how busy we are. I have been working twice as much just to make three quarters the amount of money I was making when I started. I am really thinking about finding a second job. I really do like this one and don't want to leave but I am just thinking I need something else also.

Some fun news, two weeks ago several of us: Dave, Greg, Dave's friend AJ and I went to play some paintball up in Ocala at Wayne's World again. It was a blast as per usual. It wasn't quite as much fun as it was in December as there wasn't nearly as many people and we noticed a lot more cheating going on but still even a bad weekend of paintball is better then the best day of working. We all got shot a bunch of times, and dozens of people went home with welts on their body from me but that is the name of the game. One thing I have noticed since I have started working out playing paintball is much easier psychically since I am in so much better shape then I used to be. I can now run for long distances with out being dead at the end, I can sprint and still be able to shoot and move with out breathing heavy. It is great.

On the woman front, things have been going steady downhill with Holly, we haven't talked in at least a week and I haven't seen her in like two. I wish things would go better but it just doesn't look like that is going to happen. I have tried to be patient but I don't know how much longer I want to wait.

I know I mentioned possibly going out with another girl I met at Mega but that didn't happen on three separate occasions when we tried. I have made plans to go out with her this Friday but if it doesn't happen because she bails on me again I am going to take that to mean she doesn't want to do it anymore. Hopefully it will go well for us and we can get together and she is fun but we will see.

Well I think that is about all. I know I have mentioned it before but incase you forgot GO EAT at Krystal! Best fast food I have had in years. I love those tiny burgers.

Oh I forgot I have seen a bunch of movies latley. Here are some quick reviews, no words just grades.

Iron Man A+

Forgetting Sara Marshall B+ (would have been more but I really was upset to see that dude's cock as often as it happen in that damn movie!)

Harold and Kumar 2 B

The Forbidden Kingdom C+

He's back...the man behind the mask.

Ok first and for most, who ever keeps posting comments on here as anonymous needs to start signing their posts. I hate people asking me for pics of 3/4 naked me and not even telling me who they are. How do I know you aren't going to take that pic and put it into gay porn or something?? I mean if it was straight porn I might be ok with it but gay porn, not so much. I of course have nothing against gay people I just don't want to be in their porn.

Also someone asked me what a "con" is. That is short for convention...which is a social gathering of nerds were we all get together and pay a company to let us walk around and spend more money on shit we don't really need...wait a sec, that seams like a ripoff...oh well.

So now that business is out of the way on to more exciting things. Well really not that exciting. Work is still going well, I am making decent money but not great. I am thinking about getting a second job just to help pay bills and what not. I did end up winning those Magic tickets on my first night, I did not end up using them. My roommate took them and gave them to one of his co-workers. I also did not end up getting the manager positon at work, they hired someone with a lot more experience then I had but that is ok and I totally understand that.

Things are not going so well with Holly, to the point that I am pretty sure it isn't going to go anywhere. I did meet someone at Megacon that was cute and she seems interested in me so I am going out with her this weekend. We will see how that goes, so far she seems really cool and fun. The only down side is she is a big anime fan, and as I am sure most of you know I despise anime. But hey if that is the only thing wrong with her then all is well.

Later I will post about how I am getting some free Dark Knight posters directally from Warner Bros. all through lies. But not right now.

Also and this one is a bit weirder, I have started buying toys for my kids....no I don't have kids, nor have I impregnated anyone and I have no plans to do so anytime soon. But I have started buying GI Joe toys for them. I just decided I didn't want my kids to grow up with out GI Joe and the new twenty fifth anniversery figures are really cool. So I am getting them some now while I can before they are hard to find or super expensive. I know, I am insane.

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Well someone asked for pics of something, I assume either my spartan or just the cons in general but I am lazy and don't feel like posting them. Sorry. Sucks to be you.

So today was my first day of serving alone at work. This place has a very structured training program, to the likes of which I have never seen before. I spent a full five days working with a trainer, and had tests every day. I mean actual written tests. Most of the time it was just me following the trainer around as they waited on tables and them telling me shit in the off time. But there was a set out lesson plan each and every day of the shit they had to cover with me. This all culmanted with a service test where I had to serve the GM or AGM (I only had to serve the AGM). But he asked me a question on nearly every single item on the menu. Also because it was busy it took like three hours to get it done, he kept getting up and wondering off to do something then coming back. Most people would think that is good because it gave me little breaks but I just wanted to get that over with. But I passed, and with very high marks I have been told. So tonight I picked up a shift from someone and worked all alone. We were pretty busy and I had quite a few tables. I also ended up making some good money for being my first night. I of course managed to spend all of it before I even made it home though. I had to stop and get some stuff from the retard zoo. (I wonder if I should capitalize that name since I am using it to refer to just one place?? Yea I think am going to from now on) I needed some non-slip shoes, a wine key (or a wine bottle opener for you non-restraunt people) and some random other shit and of course gas. But I also picked up a day shift for tomorrow and I am working tomorrow night, so I might make some good money tomorrow. I also might have won a pair of tickets to the Magic game on Wednesday night because I am awesome at work. But I have to work Wedneday so they might end up going to waste. So if anyone wants a pair of tickets to the Magic game let me know tomorrow and I will hook you up for cheap!

Ok that is about it folks. I need to get to sleep since I have to get up early and go to work all day long. Adios.

Zombie Mark returns!

Ok I know, I have been really lazy and havne't updated in like forever. Well here it is kids, a damn update! So lots has happened since I updated last. I started dating a girl from work, Holly, then we broke up, which pretty much sucked. I got trasnfered out of Sharks to Voyagers, and I hated it. I got transfered because they were short staffed and I was low man on the totem pole. I explained that I was unhappy about it and that I wanted to transfer back or I was going to quit but they wouldn't let me go back because I was dating Holly. Voyagers was a quick service place like a cafateria and I hated every minute of it. So I decided I wanted out of there. So I left. I have found a new job at NBA City in City Walk at Universal. I am just a server as of right now but they have asked me to apply for a manager position (only after being there two days!) so I have. I have an interview with the VP of food and beverage for the company on Tuesday.

My workouts have gone extremelly well. I got into good enough shape to wear my Spartan costume to Megacon. I still don't have the six pack abs but I looked good anyway. I am not quiting the diet and workouts as my goal is still to have a six pack for Dragon Con and I think that is very do-able.

I also don't think I have updated here since I moved. I was so tired of my old apartment and the super high rent that I had to look for something new. Well Greg also needed a new place since he broke up with Kelly and he couldn't afford his place on his own so we moved into a place together in Hunter's Creek. It is a a really nice place and it lets both of us afford it with out any problems.

Megacon and FX show have both come and gone since I updated last. FX was ok this year, it was pretty boring but at least I got to see everyone and we hung out which is really what is important about these cons. Mega was a bit better then last year, but I think it has a lot to do with me being in my Spartan Saturday and Sunday and how much fun that was. I managed not to buy anything except food all weekend which I don't think has ever happend before. I made a new costume for FX which was a GI Joe costume, Dusty. It was a simple costume that didn't cost much and is pretty easy to wear. I also did a Battlestar Galactica costume, again cheap and easy and easy to wear. The Battlestar one needs to be upgraded and that will happen before Dragoncon.

Mega this year was in the new convention center and that was a good venue for it, I really like the new side Vs. the old side. Also it made for much better parking and it seemed less crowded then last year. Don't get me wrong there were tons of people there but it felt less congested. Friday I just wore my Battlestar costume, I was planning on meeting up with the cats from the colonialfleet.org boards but I only met one of them. Then security made me leave the con because my fake gun looked too real, despite the fact it was in my holster, and didn't and couldn't shoot anything I had to take it out. Yet the guys walking around with the huge airsoft rifles (that shoot solid plastic BBs at three hundred plus feet per second) were allowed to carry them. But I did as I was told and without bitching to the guy, I just figured it wasn't worth the effort. Rent-a-cop gets one weekend a year to feel important and I let him have it. The real story of the weekend was Saturday and Sunday. For these were the days I wore the Spartan. This costume was such a huge hit. Everyone seemed to like it, epically the girls (and gay guys). I had lots of women thank me for having the body to wear the costume. I heard a couple of guys say shit about it but I think they were just jealous. I was pretty pissed that one of the 501st guys said shit to me about it, I damn near punched him epically since he is pretty damn fat on his own. But more important, the girls liked it. I don't think I could take five steps without being asked for photos. Saturday I met up with several of the guys from the 300dc boards and had a blast walking around with them. Late in the day all of the guys but me and one other got out of costume. So he and I walked around together. At one point he and I were standing in the lobby of the convention center and this guy kept walking up and taking our pics, he would walk up take 20-30 pics and then walk away. He would come back in two or three minutes and take twenty or thirty more then leave, repeat this for about thirty minutes for about three hundred pics. He was quite creepy. At one point, and I kid you not, he took about 30 pics of my crotch. Now I don't care if he wants to take pics of my 3/4 naked body and go home and masturbate with baby oil with them. But man take 4-5 pics and move on, 350 pics is excessive. He even came over and asked if I could take the cape off, I told him no it was hard to take off and put on. He seemed disappointed.

Well I am getting tired so I am going to catch some sleep. I will update again soon. I promise. Until then, remember prepare for the zombie apocalypse, it's coming. My plan...mall.